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Eat nothing but potato chips and still lose weight!

I call it the Horse Latitudes Diet. It worked for me. Just limit yourself to two per day.  read

Scars

It's no accident my voice sounds like this. It's takes a special kind of man to get a brand on his vocal cords.  read

Horizons

I hate flying. I have ever since my father threatened to let go of the kite string.  read

Piping hot

Children are terrific. Especially with a nice pomegranate glaze.  read

Attend

The only education worth a damn is self-education.  read
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Who? What?

Perry Slaughter is the reclusive author of such cult works of horror and sci-fi as Chairman of the Board, Deus ex Machina, and more. His passions include vinyl records, scotch whisky, and high-seas piracy.

Perry Slaughter